You’re not getting better

You’re gonna quit findom and get a girlfriend? Maybe straighten out your life a little more?

You’re genuinely like so stupid. Women need at minimum five inches and three of yours are in your pocket and plastic.

Stick to $end$ex, freak. That way, you’ll never have to worry about disappointing a woman for the rest of your sexless life under my lock and key.

I’m doing you a favor, saving you from embarrassment of getting laughed out of someone’s bed because they saw that sorry excuse for a cock. You’re welcome by the way! The least you could do is thank me properly. Put your cage back on and send $444.

See? Isn’t obeying me so much better, not to mention easier, than trying to better yourself?