Send and shut your mouth

Oh, you thought one send was going to impress me? That’s adorable.

I’m greedy, spoiled, and very aware that wallets like you love giving pretty brats exactly what they want. So don’t come hovering around my page talking about how “generous” you are while clutching your card like I’m supposed to be impressed.

If you want to spoil me, then spoil me.

Pay for the coffee. Cover the nails. Fund the shopping trip. Give me something unnecessary just because Princess wanted it and you liked being the one who provided it.

That little thrill you get when my name is attached to your money? That’s your business.

Mine is deciding what I want next.

So keep your promises, skip the speeches, and be the kind of wallet that actually follows through.