Tattooed brats are your favorite

Who’s weak for a tattooed brat tonight?

You always think you’re just going to look. Maybe admire the ink, scroll a little, tell yourself you’ve got self-control.

Then I give you that look and suddenly you’re thinking about sending.

Maybe it’s coffee money. Maybe dinner. Maybe you decide the pretty tattooed brat deserves something extra just because she showed up on your screen looking expensive.

That’s how it starts.

A little attention turns into a little tribute, and before long you’re realizing how much you like being the reason I’m smiling at my phone.

Cute, isn’t it?

So if tattooed brats are your weakness tonight, quit lurking and act accordingly. Spoil me within your limits, wallet. I know what I do to you, and watching you fold this easily is favorite part.