i don’t clock in

i haven’t worked in almost a year and a half and i’m not going back. not because the universe blessed me. because men keep handing me their money like that’s their job now.
princessmaxxing is simple. i stay pretty, i stay mean, i stay unavailable, and my life gets paid for by people who would rather fund me than have a personality. i buy what i want. i stay home. i play my games. i don’t ask a boss for a day off.
you’re not “helping.” you’re covering my lifestyle so i never have to sit in some ugly building pretending i care. if that makes you feel used, good. that’s the arrangement.
if you’re going to lurk my page anyway, at least be useful. send like my time actually matters. i’m not going back to work so you can feel better about your bank account.