fund the hobbies you’ll never be in

i love when a simp pays for my nerdy shit. new game. merch i don’t need. something cute i’m going to use in my room while you sit there hoping i mention you.
you don’t get to play with me. you get to sponsor the version of me that looks happier without you. that’s the deal and it’s honestly the funniest part.
i’ll spend it on stuff you’d call “dumb” and still expect another send when i want the next thing. you’re not buying access. you’re buying the right to know i enjoyed myself with money that used to be yours.
if that makes your stomach drop a little, send anyway. i’ve got a list and it doesn’t get shorter because you got shy.