Your Job is to make Me a Lady of Leisure

You have one job: fund My life.

If you are sitting at your uncomfortable desk, not intent on making Me a Lady of Leisure, you are FAILING.

Stop failing, start serving and send the tribute you know you owe.

There are NO EXCUSES. Only action.

Stop saying "tomorrow", "this weekend". Do it now and feel the fear and relief course through you.

Feel the exhilaration of having made both a good 💋 and bad 😈 decision. It's the dawdling and postponing thats keeping you bored and lonely. Just click SEND.

SEND

What a good boy you are. Again.

SEND

Show Me how committed you are to My comfort.

SEND

Does that feel good? Of course it does.
Now, tribute, finsub. Your Lady of Leisure HATES waiting.