My Birthday Eve

gather round, dweebs, pups, and subs of all varieties. it’s ripleymas eve. and you know what that means!

it’s time to send. i expect nothing but the best for my 31st, so bring your tributes, send your gifts, worship at my big, perfect feet and make my special day spectacular in every single way.

your hard earned money in my pocket, filling up my balances, your obedience lain so willingly beneath me, would make for such a perfect holiday that should be celebrated in the most superb ways.

send for my hair, my nails, my dinner, my dispensary trip, and drinks for the inevitable fun i have at a bar while you stay home humping your hand to me.

make me proud.