HUMAN ATM AFFIRMATIONS

I know I know, being on Debtkeeper makes you yearn to be truly useful to superior women.

You don’t want to think.
You don’t want to speak.
You don’t want to be treated like a person.

You want to comply.
You want to be used.
You want to send all of your money.

YOU WANT TO BE AN ATM.

The following affirmations are guaranteed to bring out your inner Human ATM.

• I am a machine
• I am programmed to dispense for Princess Parker
• My cash flow is endless
• Princess Parker will push my buttons
• Beep boop

Repeat these affirmations every day, a minimum of 10 times per day. The more the better.

You WILL become the ATM you’re meant to be.