Say Hello to Your Mad King

I can’t deny that I’ve been a chronic word waterfall. My mind works in mysterious ways, and what flows past my lips is unknown even to me sometimes. Take the first steps and approach my gates.

This Kingdom of mine is very diverse. It’s a paradise to the perverted. A haven for the horny. The Garden of Eden for the eager to please. A fairytale for the freaks.
I can be your relief after a long day of thinking too hard. It’s easy, just tap a few buttons, and suddenly that wallet of yours is lighter, you get praise and headpats, and your head starts to feel fuzzy.

I love to do the whole ‘yes, and’ approach interactions. You call your dick tiny? I bet my clit is bigger than yours. I’m your Mommy and your Daddy, your King and your Queen.
Regardless, you’re already drooling for me, cutie~

You want to test your luck? I will put you back in your place with just an eyebrow raise, the threat of an aching wallet proves intimidating enough to deter most. I find that so hot, degrading you, humiliating you, laughing at you with my puppy nestled in the crook of my shoulder. I love making you weep at my feet for permission to send, to worship me. Stay faithful, and maybe I’ll give you a peek of me, or the privelege to buy my used shoes to clean. I will break you and train you to please me the way I order you to.

You need some softer sweetness? Aw, that’s perfectly fine by me too, I can walk you through all those confusing feelings you have. There’s nothing to be scared of, or ashamed of, sweetheart, I’m here to guide your journey to being a perfect little subby. Throw those complicated feelings to the wind, and fall into this soft, cozy home I keep for you. All you have to do is nod your head and say those magic words, “Sent, Mommy.”

You want profound, deep philosophical conversations? I absolutely love to listen to people. I frequently have strangers coming up to me, just confessing their sins in real life. Maybe I should do a biblically accurate angel rebrand, who knows. I can absolutely be a shoulder to cry on, a person to scream at the sea with, a person to find the perfect cat meme to fit the situation. I can be your guide to fuck those feelings away too~

Into the grosser gunk? You can huff my smelly workout clothes, my discarded deoderant sticks, my sweaty socks. You can beg for me to sit on your face after paying for my chipotle, consequences be damned. Join me as I piss your money down the shower drain, literally.

You need something less tense or serious? A hot friend you can’t help but want to cover a meal or coffee on? I’m there for that too, I love to chat about anything and everything, from video games to tradition art.

The Keys to my Kingdom are open to all those worthy who seek me.