Stop lurking, start sending

Okay, seriously.

How long are you planning on sitting there staring at my page before you actually do something?

I can literally see you lurking around, reading everything, probably convincing yourself that you’ll send “later.” Later is boring. I want it now.

I’m not asking because I desperately need you to. I’m asking because I know you like having an excuse to spend on someone who’s going to actually appreciate the attention. And honestly? I think it’s cute when you get all obedient after acting like you were going to resist me.

So stop overthinking it.

Pick an amount. Send it. Make yourself useful for once.

Then you can sit there feeling accomplished because you finally listened to me.

And if you’re still reading this without sending anything…

wow.

You really do need supervision, don’t you? ♡