Watching the balance of my throne go up makes me filthy 👄

Okay so real talk… Every time one of you sends, something stupid happens to my body 🤭

Notification pops up, balance goes up and suddenly I'm sitting here like a complete idiot with my thighs pressed together and this dumb little smirk on my face. It's not even elegant. It's just pure, unfiltered oh fuck, they actually did it - energy. My brain goes offline for a second and all that's left is this warm, tingly, slightly feral feeling that starts low and spreads fast 😈

I used to think it was just the power trip. But nope. It's the combination.

Watching the number climb while knowing you just made yourself a little poorer for me does something filthy to my head. One minute I'm checking the app, next minute I'm half distracted, breathing different and lowkey annoyed that I still have clothes on. It's ridiculous really. And I love it.

The funniest part is how fast it hits. No slow burn. Just ping and suddenly I'm horny on a random Sunday like some kind of poorly trained Pavlov’s dog, except the bell is your wallet and the treat is me getting wet.

So here's the deal:

I want more of that feeling.

If you're reading this and you've been thinking about sending, stop thinking and just do it. Make the number go up.

Tribute. Drain a little more. Remind me why I keep this app open.

I’m waiting. And yes, I'm already a little wet just typing this. Don't leave me hanging 😈