Stepping Out On Your Dime

Stepping out today to get lunch at a place you could never afford to take me to, followed by an aggressive amount of shopping.

I have zero intention of touching my own cards when I reach the register. That’s literally your entire purpose in life. While you sit in your miserable little room staring at your screen, you’re going to fund every single bite of my meal, every iced drink, and every bag I walk out of the boutique with.

If you think you get to silently admire a Princess without paying the mandatory tax, think again. Send your tribute right now and make sure my balance stays high while I spend. Don't disappoint me.

Empty your pockets now, or find out what happens when you keep a Princess waiting.