Ew, Gross

I like to make you do the gross stuff. Degrading, weird, stupid, just so I can send you a voice note of me gagging and giggling. Licking toilets, humping a tree like a dog, and always paying for the privilege.

Don't worry-I know puppies need the occasional treat to work towards. My loyal and diligent subs get to hear me say they're sweet, cute, I like how devoted they are. They get to call me while they touch themselves so I can have some amusing background noise while I cook, get a manicure, talk to friends.

I like a pathetic loser who knows what they are-but if they don't, I like to tell them, too. I like to step on the line between true disgust and condescending affection.

If you think you can handle it, try to shock me with your sick ideas. But be sure to pay tribute first.