Oops… you owe me now 🤭

You really thought you were leaving here with good financial decisions? Cute. 😭 Your credit score can recover eventually, but I’m not going to worry about that when you could be spoiling me instead. Every payment gets you closer to the kind of debt that makes your bank app look terrifying. Honestly, watching you willingly make yourself poorer for my attention is hilarious. So go on, be irresponsible for once. Add another payment, watch that balance climb, and let me enjoy being the reason your finances need a little therapy for me

And honestly, I think you’ll enjoy watching that score drop almost as much as I’ll enjoy watching my balance rise. Go on, make another terrible decision for your Goddess tonight 😇💸