Are you interested in dating my feet?

Hey you, yeah you. Pay attention!

My sexy feet demand a loving partner to buy them shoes and spoil them as they deserve. My feet are divine and worth every penny so come worship them and show them the love they deserve.

I deserve everything bought for me to be bought times 2- 1 for each foot of course! Paying tribute? That $40 just turned into $80. My feet blocked you for being rude or annoying? That $80 becomes $160, so never anger my gorgeous feet. I warn you though, my delicious feet can be so cruel and mean. To even lick them clean is a privilege.

My feet expect nothing short of perfection, impress me or you're worthless. So, think you're a good fit for my sexy feet? Then hop to it and send their tribute already!