An invitation to all who come across this post~

Hello, losers, betas, paypigs and wallets~

I'm Empress Abyssa. But you can just call me Empress, Goddess, or Mistress. It's a new month, and honestly, my favorite month. If you can guess why, I won't give you anything, but I'll let you have some of my time~! Not too much, obviously. You'll have to $end a LOT in order to get that~

Of course, at the same time, for any of you wondering why I deserve "your" cash? Let's be real. If you're on this site, you weren't going to be doing anything useful with that cash in the first place~ I don't quite like the way I look, and I hate cameras, so if you were expecting anything like that, sorry but no.

Oh, and if reading any of this made you hard, or wet for all you girl-failures out there, why don't you take just one, tiny step into the abyss? Surely you won't fall helplessly into the depths~