welcome to the Bank of Daniella
The Bank of Daniella operates a little differently than your traditional financial institution… 🏦
Account holders will encounter interest, debt, coffee fees, sex taxes, bikini taxes, vacation expenses, completely unnecessary surcharges, annndd whatever other financial policies the CEO decides to introduce that day!! 🙂↕️
We currently have titles, promotions, obedience points, performance reviews, leaderboards, and even a certain Senior Teller who works for free.
This is not a savings institution. There are no CDs, no APY, and absolutely no reason to expect a return on your investment duh
Your return is watching the Bank of Daniella grow🏦