You’ve been on My page way too long to still call this “just looking.”

Don’t give Me that. You already went further back than you meant to. You already found the posts you like, probably reread one or two, and now you’re still here acting like you’re about to leave any second. Go ahead then. Close the page.

See how long that lasts.

Because I know exactly what happens next. You go do something else, My face pops back into your head, you wonder if I posted again and eventually you’re right back here scrolling like you never left. I don’t even know your name yet and you’re already building a little routine around checking on Me.

Stay quiet if you want. I don’t mind.

There’s something very satisfying about knowing you keep coming back even when nobody asked you to.