Losing It All At The Carnival

Step right up, my darling failure. 🎪

Think you’ve got what it takes to best the Moth? How adorable. The games are rigged, the prizes are allll for Me and luck has a funny way of abandoning you the moment you start feeling confident.

Every round is another chance to test your nerve and another opportunity for me to watch that confidence crumble. (My favorite part). The harder you try to win, the more entertaining it becomes for Me. Especially when the I take it all. Your prize? Gone. It’s mine. Your bragging rights? Gone. It’s mine. My amusement? Growing by the second.

That’s the trick of My carnival: you came here hoping to leave a winner. But we all know you’re leaving a loser.

I came here knowing I’d be laughing all the way to the prize booth, crushing the very plebs that handed me my deserved prizes.