You found My page like ten minutes ago and you’re already thinking about sending.

You were probably only gonna look for a second. Scroll a little, see what I’m about, maybe save a post and keep moving. Except you’re still here. You’ve already read enough to get a feel for Me, and now there’s this little thought sitting in your head like fuck, I could actually send her something right now.

And now you’re wondering what I’d think when I saw your name. That’s the part getting to you, isn’t it? Because right now I have absolutely no idea who you are. You could leave and I’d never know you were here. Or you could make yourself very obvious very quickly.

I don’t think you really want to talk your way into My attention either. If you’re the kind of man I think you are, you’d rather just do something and let Me figure you out from there. Way more fun than sitting around trying to sound impressive.

You barely know Me and you’re already thinking about how you want Me to notice you.

That happened fast.